I turn 26 in two hours’ time. Here are 26 things I am angry about and intend to overthrow before I turn 28*
1. The Coalition
2. The patriarchy
3. The distinct lack of free chlamydia screening for people my age
4. Theresa May
5. Bankers
6. Hiding anchovies inside perfectly nice olives
7. The Coalition
8. The kyriarchy
9. Tories
10. Lib Dems
11. Labour
12. Fuck it, parliamentary politics on the whole
13. Rapists
14. People who don’t find lame puns funny
15. Andrew Lansley
16. The government
17. The patriarchy
18. Putting milk in tea without explicit prior consent
19. Plane trees
20. The police
21. Rape apologists
22. Prawn crackers
23. Tax avoiders
24. Nadine Dorries
25. The government
26. The patriarchy
There may be some overlap between concepts. This is because everything is connected.
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*I have a slight aversion to the number three and its multiples, and therefore will be skipping 27 (3^3) and doing 28 twice.
Another angry woman 
Happy BIrthday!
My present to you is the knowledge that ‘the patriarchy’ does not exist so you are saved at least three of those things to do off your list.
If you want to discover how it doesn’t exist (which would be much quicker than smashing it believe me) I recommend you read Foucault. All of him. And also Judith Butler and I am afraid, Mark Simpson.
I am also available for questions.
Happy Birthday again!
Is there any chance that prawn crackers also don’t exist? Or Theresa May? That would make me very happy indeed 😀
‘fraid not. I have eaten prawn crackers and there have been many sightings of Theresa May with other evidence of her existence. e.g. the fact she exists.
But enjoy the hopeless quest anyway! Life is kind of like that.