The Sun is hardly known for inhabiting the same universe as the rest of us. The newspaper dwells in this strange limbo where the line between fiction and reality is blurred to nothing. It is hardly surprising, then, that this drivel appeared:
Of course, the solution to partners cheating is not to become a perfect, pliant little domestic goddess. The solution is the following:
SMASH HEGEMONIC HETEROSEXUALITY
I’m glad the Sun will probably go under soon.