Just FYI, Kyle Sandilands is a liar

So, if you came out here to yell at me because I allegedly fed Kyle Sandilands some of my bread without his knowledge, know that he is a total liar. That was not me phoning in, that was an impersonator. The entire thing was faked without my knowledge or consent.

I mean honestly, think about it logically. With Australian import laws as they are, do you really think I could have somehow managed to get that bread into the studio?

The dude made the whole thing up. Literally all of it. Sorry to disappoint. I know how much you lot like to believe misogynists, but the only people who have eaten or will eat my bread are those who know full well what it is.

(yes, I am currently exploring options for taking legal action)

UPDATE: The Daily Mail have apologised for writing fanfic about me.

10 thoughts on “Just FYI, Kyle Sandilands is a liar”

    1. It was one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever heard. Literally got someone to pretend to be me, and everything.

  1. Da fuck?! You’ve really upset some people here.

    Kudos for baking your own vag bread, but framed for bioterrorism takes your feminist cred up to a whole new level.

    Are you still skint – surely the Guardian must be able to offer you a cookery column after this. You can be the new Heston Blumenthal.

    I cant wait for your Black Pudding recipe.

  2. I’m sorry you’re dealing with Sandilands. He is the vilest scum and has a very, very long rap sheet of horrible stunts around women. I won’t go into them, but they are well documented online if you wish to collect information for your legal needs. Yet like so many vile misogynist bullies in the media, he has yet to face any real repercussions from any of them. Good luck whatever you decide to do.

  3. Seriously, what is it with some people? Don’t they have better things to do? I hope you get the result you deserve.

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